Bands as Madonna's 'Hard Candy' – Friday Fun

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Apr 18, 2008
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It's Friday, everyone's wasting time until the pub opens, and we're coming up with bands as 'Hard Candy' in honour of the fact that the new Madonna album of that name is out later this month (April 28).

Here's a few we've come up with so far:

Choc Party
The Candy Warhols
Sherbert Bacharach
Mouse On Mars Bar
Five Starburst
The Fruit Pastels
Caramel And Kim
Aero-smith
Love HeartsRevolution
The Pear Drop Explodes
Johnny Marathon
Bon Bon Jovi
Emerson, Flake And Palmer

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mike99

Apr 18, 2008

Hard fly

joncox

Apr 18, 2008

The Fruitellas (The Fratellis)Quality Street PreachersFizzy RascalAmy Winegum-house

brianfraggle

Apr 18, 2008

i wish i got paid for making up a load of crap

thwthw

Apr 18, 2008

Half Man Half Chocolate Biscuit?

joncox

Apr 18, 2008

Quality Street PreachersThe Fruitellas (The Fratellis)Amy Winegum-houseFizzy Rascal

joncox

Apr 18, 2008

Quality Street PreachersAmy Winegum-houseFizzy RascalThe Fruitellas (The Fratellis)

joncox

Apr 18, 2008

the fruitellas (the fratellis)Amy Winegum-houseFizzee RascalQuality street preachers

pa___ul

Apr 18, 2008

Rainbow Drop Kick Murphy's

Tavis

Apr 18, 2008

Kit Kat PowerHard Candy-FiPolo Mint RoyaleNoug-Art GarfunkelLemondropheads

FRIGID

Apr 18, 2008

Lollipop sluts

strawberryfields_25

Apr 18, 2008

Jelly-Babyshambles

FRIGID

Apr 18, 2008

Poison

FRIGID

Apr 18, 2008

Iggy Popsicle

pa___ul

Apr 18, 2008

Wham (bar), Pussycat Doll(y mixture)s, The Drifters,

busrday

Apr 18, 2008

KitKat Stevens, Chocolate Watchband

pa___ul

Apr 18, 2008

New Young Pony CLUB, Jummit Hend-twix, kings of Lion-bar,

enr4arthur

Apr 18, 2008

Texas Is The Riesen

enr4arthur

Apr 18, 2008

Gums N Roses

Sonny.D

Apr 18, 2008

Blackjack KidsViva (Gumball) MachineGet Cake. Wear Cake. Fly

enr4arthur

Apr 18, 2008

Polvo Mints

chrispaz

Apr 18, 2008

The Stone (cadbury's) Roses

chrispaz

Apr 18, 2008

Lynyrd SkyNERDS

enr4arthur

Apr 18, 2008

sherbert fountains of wayne, chris corneto, the flaming cherry lips,

Daculaar

Apr 18, 2008

The Von Bonbondies, Turkish Deee-lite, Jack Blackjack.

thelosthighway

Apr 18, 2008

Rolo and the makersMaltesers Attack (or just Maltesers during gulf war)Tori AerosDeath cab for a crunchieSnicker pimpsWispa Rose MovementBlack Revel motorcycle club

busrday

Apr 18, 2008

C-HERsheys, Baha Men-tos

chrispaz

Apr 18, 2008

Ferrero Ro-Shane MacGowan (ok, that one was shit).

chrispaz

Apr 18, 2008

The Boost Radleys

busrday

Apr 18, 2008

Desmond (Double) Dekker

geofelgie

Apr 18, 2008

Picnic at the Disco

chrispaz

Apr 18, 2008

Milky Barbra Streisand

pa___ul

Apr 18, 2008

Nenah Cherry Drops

geofelgie

Apr 18, 2008

Tube-of-smarties Army

chrispaz

Apr 18, 2008

Scouting for Twirls (shit band, decent pun)

geofelgie

Apr 18, 2008

The Rolo Stones

geofelgie

Apr 18, 2008

Cass McHoneycombs

geofelgie

Apr 18, 2008

british sweetie power!

pa___ul

Apr 18, 2008

Bonde Do Rolo

wellduhobviously

Apr 18, 2008

Polvo Mints and Quality Street Preachers win. Flawless victory. :D

thwthw

Apr 18, 2008

Chompawumba?Galaxy Caramel 500?Toffee Crispy Ambulance?Nestles Savy Fav?

pa___ul

Apr 18, 2008

Presidents of the United States of America-n Hard Gums

Daveywebb

Apr 18, 2008

Black (jacks) kids, Reverend and the jaw breakers, candy (floss) flip, David KittKatthe electric soft (mints) perade, The Jam(ie Dodgers), Larrikin Love (hearts), Lemon Jelly (babies), Primal (ice) scream, Snow (cone) Patrol, World of Twislers